Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Phonte Tweets (Tiger Woods)

lol Phonte is at it again, this time speaking his mind on none other than Tiger Woods. Too funny, I had to repost this!

phontigallo: The US news cycle: TIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGER *ohAfghanistan,btw*TIGERTIGERTIGER

phontigallo: Seeing Tiger get caught up by a bitch from Tool Academy, is like hearing Bin Laden got captured by Inspector Clouseau.

phontigallo: Just heard the voicemails. Could Tiger have been ANY more self-incriminating?! Sheesh....

phontigallo: "Hi Jamie, this is three-time PGA champion Eldrick Tiger Woods wantin to speak to you about our fuckbuddy relationship..call me back."

phontigallo: I agree with the boy @cthagod, no man can call Tiger dumb cause we've all done some stupid shit regarding women before.

phontigallo: I think part of the reason why we (men) get so caught up in celebrity affair stories is because we can relate to some degree.

phontigallo: And trust me ladies, EVERY man has been there. The only difference between Tiger and your nigga at home is about $500,000,000.

phontigallo: And for the record, Kwame Kilpatrick's texts >>>>>> Tiger's texts.

phontigallo: #textsfromTiger "FORE! (skin)"

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